The correct choice here is obvious. Pointing at the freakishly-cutesy <span class="mu-g">UNICORN DOLL</span> smiling at you with glitter-flecked eyelashes and a rainbow horn, you immediately turn to look at Talbot to find the jerk barely holding back his laughter!
There a <span class="mu-i">problem</span> with that, T?
“<span class="mu-i">Nope!</span>” He wheezes as he struggles to contain himself, “<span class="mu-i">None!</span>”
<span class="mu-i">Good</span>, you snarl as you turn your attention back to your desired prize, because you’re a <span class="mu-i">LADY</span>, damn it–you’ve got the tits to prove it! Giving one of them a poke for emphasis, you snap your fingers a few times to get Talbot moving! And if he ever wants to be around ‘em again, you add as your date forks over a handful of bills to the carney, he’s gonna whoop this toaster’s ass!
“Pssh, piece of cake!” Your date scoffs as his usual bravado returns to his voice! “Wouldn’t wanna deprive your stuffed animals of a <span class="mu-g">TEA PARTY!</span>”
… how the <span class="mu-s">FUCK</span> did he know you were gonna do that?
“Okay, tough guy, looks like you’ve booked yourself a fight!” Laughs Clarke as he stuffs the wad of bills into his pocket! “Now I just gotta have you sign a waiver a-”
There’s no <span class="mu-s">TIME</span>, you roar as you slap the clipboard out of the carney’s hands! Talbot’s a big boy–just start the damn fight already!
“<span class="mu-s">YEA!</span>” Adds your date as he hops into the ring and shadow boxes in front of the bot, “Lemme attem’!”
“Eh, suit yerselves!” Meandering over to the back of the robot, the mechanist gets to work flicking a few switches and levers! “Just gotta adjust a few things a-”
Halfway through preparations, something <span class="mu-s">SNAPS</span> behind <span class="mu-r">THE DUSTER!</span> Before you or any of the onlookers can determine what happened, the killer robot’s eyes glow red with murderous intent!
https://youtu.be/ut9kyP1Bsx4“Knew I shoulda’ oiled that <span class="mu-r">VIOLENCE CONTROL LEVER…</span>” Muses Clarke before slinking away to safety! “<span class="mu-s">A-ANYWAYS, FOLKS,</span>” He adds as he snatches the microphone off of the prize booth, “<span class="mu-s">COME AND SEE THE ULTIMATE BATTLE BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE–THE FORMER NEGLECTING TO SIGN A WAIVER BECAUSE HE’S JUST THAT GOOD, PROBABLY!</span>”
Turning to wave at you, Talbot gives you a reassuring grin as the robot closes the gap in seconds flat! Oh shit, you remember, Talbot’s slow as shit! OOPS!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL 3d100+5(+5 TALBOT TOUGHNESS! +10 STAN’S DEPENDING ON YOU! -10 MURDER MODE ACTIVATED!) TO BEAT THE BOT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! REMEMBER–THREE HITS AND IT’S OVER FOR ONE OF YA!</span>
