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Hilde nudges you forward to speak. You start by being polite and introducing yourself.
"Yeah, she totally said you were like, the human that came in, you know, yesterday or whatever." Looking you over appraisingly she continues, "OMG, like, she wasn't kidding, you're, like, totally attractive."
"I said no such thing." Hilde replies completley straight faced, "If he wants this he's going to have to find a way to be a little less human."
"Gag me with a spoon! Like, I don't, totally, mean it that way." The goblin says, waving it off. "I'm like, totally meaning the, like, whole anomaly thing."
"Sure, sure, sure." Hilde says dismissively, then motioning at you insists, "C'mon tell her what I did!"
You wish the robot had been more specific about what she wanted you to say, as you don't really know what will impress the goblin lady. You assume Hilde means killing the spider robot, so you try to speed through the story to get to that point However you don't get past the characters you ended up playing, as Swebe interrupts you.
"You totally turned into, like, a dog? You totally left that part out!" Swebe announces with a laugh, pointing at Hilde. She then turns back to you and asks, "Like, what did she turn into? Something, like, totally tiny and yappy??"
You say it wasn't really any dog in particular, but she was definitely dog-shaped.
"Dog-shaped?!" Swebe says, kicking her legs a little bit. "What the hell?"
"Ahaha, yeah. So anyway-" Hilde says, jabbing you in the ribs. She doesn't do it very hard, but she has metal elbows so it still kinda hurts.
Swebe doesn't interrupt again until you mention Hilde using her head cannon.
"Do you, like, know what kind of bullet she totally used??"
You consider this for a moment. You think you remember Kamiko saying a numbered bullet. Thinking hard, you heard it was a cold iron bullet or something.
"Boooring..." Swebe says.
"Right?" Hilde sighs.
You continue until the last thing you remember the robot doing,which was shackling the defeated spider bot.
"like, I can't even believe we had a chance for a field test and she totally made you use a #1! You said Kamiko? She's like, your bestie or something, right? The tall, like, totally feral one you came with? Can't you, like, talk to her?" " Swebe asks, her mind still on Hilde's secret weapon. "Even if I make, like, totally awesome stuff but you, like, never get to use it then what's the point?"
"Tell me about it. I had this idea for a bullet. Hear me out, after I shoot it the thing splits down the middle and it has barbed wire in it so it slices through everything as it goes." Hilde says.
"You'd, like, totally wanna, like, get some razor wire, or maybe, like, some, uh, mono-filament? I'm, like, totally doubting even that'd work. It'd, like, probably just wrap around the first, like, thing it collides with, ya know?" Swebe says rubbing her chin.
"Whoa that sounds way more brutal. See? This is why I come to you." Hilde says with a nod.
