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“Woah, you’re as silly as ever…” You tease. Well, technically speaking, younger Wilma wasn’t this stupid.
“I-Is that how you’ve always seen me?” Wilma sounds bewildered by your comments!
“Wilma, it’s not like I can see you right now.” You point out that there’s a closet between you two, and —as rare as it may be— it isn’t your fault this situation became this stupid.
“Please, answer my previous question earnestly.” Wilma can talk inside the closet, but...
“I can’t take this seriously while you’re in there, you silly tomato.” You’re a silly man when it is necessary. And no matter how much this girl argues, this is one of those times.
“Please, presume we’re talking through the phone.” Wilma doesn’t want to leave her base. Does she have some kind of fondness for hiding?
“No.” You want her out of there!
“...That’s rather unfortunate.” Wilma laments. “But as you can witness, our current conversation doesn’t have any type of hiccups, does it? It’s preferable we stay like this.”
“Why?” You raise an eyebrow for no one to see…
“...It’s easier for me to handle. I tried to do this encounter face-to-face, but I felt overwhelmed. I'm an anxiety crippled lady, I feel great embarrassment by all my past actions that you witnessed. This arrangement eases my nerves.” The bigger and sillier Wilma explains. “If it helps, please talk directly to San Wich, he’ll be my replacement.” A hand comes out of the closest holding San Wich by the head…
“Hello again, friend, I’ll be the spokesperson!” San Wich is happy to help!
“I know, you’re an accommodating man, Johnny. So please, let’s continue.” Wilma has regressed a lot from the bubble days, huh…?
This isn’t how you thought things would go…
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Threaten to open the Closet.
>“Would jumping on my back be of any help?” Hey, she liked it back then, why not now?
>“What exactly did you do that is so shameful?” Delve into the cause.
>“Fine, let’s talk, San Wich. Why is Wilma being so stupid?” Be passive-aggressive.
>“Sure. San Wich, I take it that Wilma remembers everything that happened inside the bubble, right?” Ignore the silliness and move on…
>Write In.