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The night might not have been kind to you, but it <span class="mu-i">has</span> taught you a thing or two… propelled towards the girl with honed agility, you snatch <span class="mu-s">TWO MIMOSAS</span> away from her trembling grasp and hand one of them off to her brother with exemplary manners!
<span class="mu-i">NICE!</span>
“Erm, thank you, Diesel!” Remarks Jake as he gratefully glances at the effervescent drink!
“Thanks!” Adds Pepper as she sidles up next to you with a glint in her eye! “I didn’t miss anything <span class="mu-i">juicy</span>, did I? Hmmm?”
You know she just hid around the corner, you reply flatly, prompting a sound akin to a squirrel being choked from the redhead!
“W-whaaaa? Th-that’s a w-wacky theory, sandcrab! Hahaha!” She sputters, barely able to sip from her shaking drink!
The glasses are smeared with pizza dough, you counter in the same composed voice as you give your drink a few taps next to a clump of flour. She just made Rodney get them, didn’t she?
“Aaaaanyways,” Pepper replies, stepping in between you and the corner where a familiar strand of blonde hair peeks out from, “What’cha talk about, hmmm? You were nice, right, Jakie? Was Diesel on his best behavior too?”
This bitch… yea, you groan, we’re playing <span class="mu-i">nice</span>...
“Diesel plans to take you out on a date.” Explains Jake with his usual subtlety. “And meet mother.”
Pepper’s eyes bulge out at the news as if it was the first time she was hearing it. “WHAAA? S-SERIOUSLY?!”
Goddamn it, you <span class="mu-i">knew</span> this would bite you in the ass somehow! Taking a long sip from your mimosa, you try your best to ignore the <span class="mu-s">EVEN MORE SMUG LOOK</span> on Pepper’s face, but it ain’t happening!
Welp, at least she’s happy. <span class="mu-i">AND</span> she’s got your <span class="mu-s">TRENDY TRACK JACKET</span>--why wouldn’t she be?
As an awkward silence falls over the hall, you decide to…
>ASK JAKE SOMETHING!
>EMBARRASS PEPPER SOMEHOW!
>CHASE DOWN RODNEY!
>DISAPPEAR INTO THE PARTY–GOTTA FIND (WHO?)!
>WHEN’S THAT BOAT GETTING HERE ANYWAYS? (FAST-FORWARD)!
>WRITE-IN!
