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>Uno reverse card
"Um, no," you say. "No, I'd like to— I'd like to circle back to the 'sent here to torment you' thing. That's stupid, and wrong, and— and <span class="mu-i">rude.</span> And stupid. How does that even make sense? All I did was come in to nicely congratulate you, and now I've come back to nicely offer my help, which is <span class="mu-i">very</span> valuable, and which you asked for earlier, by the way—"
"Your help with what."
You'd thought it was sort of self-explanatory. "The Wind Court thing? Madrigal? Leveraging my razor-sharp powers of persuasion to, uh, win the hearts and minds of—"
"Your powers of persuasion." Monty twitches an eyebrow up at that. "I'm glad you intend to spread the wealth."
Again! The smarmy cryptic statements! Why can nobody say what they <span class="mu-i">mean</span> around here? "Um, I'm not giving them any money, so— I didn't mean bribing them. If that's what you meant. I just meant talking, you know, using my winsome charm, and—"
"Yes. Your winsome charm. Will Mr. Blaine be telling you his complete life history as well?"
You gesture vehemently. "<span class="mu-i">Who</span> is Mr. Blaine?"
"...Duncan Blaine? Duncan— I suppose he goes by Lucky? Or so I hear. I wouldn't presume."
Oh. Lucky. Why wouldn't he just say that? And how does that make sense? You're not going to the Wind Court to ask Lucky about his life, you don't care about his life—
«Charlotte.»
«Why don't you explain to this man that he should converse with you like you are a child. He should speak directly and use simple words.»
Great, and now Richard's joining in. (Even though he isn't... wrong. Not because you're stupid, obviously, but because Monty needs to know his place.) "You said we should be candid," you snap. "Is this candid? Are we speaking plainly? Or are we being stupid and vague and smug, Monty? Because if this is <span class="mu-i">your</span> idea of candid, I may as well—"
"...I apologize." He tugs at his collar. "It may be force of habit. To <span class="mu-i">be</span> candid, Charlotte, I am aware of the stunt you pulled the other night. Your 'winsome charm.' I think it was cruel of you, but at least it was straightforward. You extracted what you wanted, you twisted the knife—"
You don't appreciate the sardonic 'winsome charm,' nor the baseless accusations. He's saying you did something the other night? What? You had a drink, he blabbed about his boring life, Richard gave you a stroke— oh, it's probably Richard's fault.
«It is not my fault. This man is too attentive for his own good.»
Okay, then it's Monty's fault. You're fine with that. "I didn't, but sure."
"I'm glad we're being candid, Charlotte. I am also aware that you did something similar today." He looks sideways. "In hindsight, there was no reason for me to ask your help. I didn't want it. I didn't want to interact with you. I didn't bring you up to Eloise. Then, oddly enough, I did want it, and I had brought it up."
You sit on your hands. "Maybe you'd wanted my help all along, in your heart, and my presence just blossomed your—"
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