"Cool your jets, Campbell; you're bumming us out." Derek said. "You know we've only got tonight-- mellow out." he pulled out his own mixtape -this one had a naughty picture of Heather Locklear Scotch-taped on the case- and headed to the living room.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbneqNR2pE"Like, don't be late, you two; we're taking pictures!" Amber winked, skipping away after her boyfriend. Did she know something Stephanie didn't?
"Uh, Audrey.. *cough-cough* ...is this supposed to burn like that?" Spencer complained, looking into his cup as if he was expecting it to answer back with some hard liquor factoids.
"What's the matter, Lurch? Want me to get you some Vagisil?" Priscilla laughed, elbowing the lanky boy as she went by.
"Don't listen to her, cutie." Audrey smiled. "A couple more cups and you won't even be able to taste it. Now, let's go upstairs and get you out of that grody mascot suit."
At that point, a raccoon ran out of the living room and into the foyer, speeding past everyone on its way upstairs; making an accordion out of the carpet in the process.
"Like, how many times have I told you, guys?" Amber could be heard yelling. "Don't leave the windows open, dammit! Those furry bandits go straight for my laundry hamper, like, every time, for some reason! Ugh, gag me with a spoon! And who the hell took Buster off the wall?! Not cool, guys! Like, my dad's gonna kill me! Whoever did it-- bring him back, right now! This isn't f-"
But before she could finish, Mikey was by her side, punching at her thighs with his tiny fists, having sprinted down the stairs with tears in his eyes. "You broke it! You broke it! I hate you!" he screamed at her.
"Like, get off of me, you little creep! I didn't do anything!"
"Liar! I left my helmet on my bed to go to the bathroom, and now the voith boxth ith mithing! You broke it! You broke it!"
"Um, how about we go somewhere a little more private?" Miles placed a hand on Stephanie's shoulder.
"Sure, whatever." she sighed.
Tiffany looked at her friend the same way Sarge looked at her every time he knew he fucked up, for a split second, before turning away; fidgeting with her broken glasses as she stared at her shoes.
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>Apologize to Tiffany before you go.>Fuck that noise, she lied to you!>Toss her your Scotch Tape, but keep your mouth shut. Whatever you have to say to her right now, she's definitely not gonna like.-----
