>>5887211"Uh well I've been fighting a gorilla war against the dark star rebels on behalf of a station master, until it turned out dark star were the good guys all along.
"Then I cured the gunshots in their boss with squats and oats- I mean salt. We got ripped together in high gravity, that was actually just normal for me. I'm teaching my ship crew how to fight too because I'm so good.
"On that, I became a space bounty hunter, making the galaxy safer for carnivorous capitalists especially against those firebombing fucking vegans.
"I got meds for everything now, these pills do everything. Do you want meds? Take some of these pills, they're wonderful. Great stuff, get them in you"
