>>6235382“Ok, I get it. And where are all the weapons? What kinds of weapons are we talking about?”
“Hidden inside the Boss’s hut. Mostly spears, bows, I think two swords, oh and the flamethrower.”
“I’m sorry the what?”
“You know, it’s like a metal stick with some weird squiggly drawings. Only the old boss knew how to use it right, but from what I was told, it threw flames – so, flamethrower.”
“Like a wizard’s staff?”
She shrugs again. Ok, she’s a bumpkin, no matter. “Fine. And what’s his name anyway? The Boss'”, you kneel next to her, sipping some of that pristine river water.
“It’s Pimp,” she replies. You choke on the water. It bursts out of your nostrils and mouth as you try to cough it out.
>GORILLA DISCOVERED: Pimp the Regular Gorilla, Ranked #100So, TL; DR Pimp the Gorilla took over her village and started pimping the girls out. Amazing.
“Ok. Thanks for the infodump.” You stand back up and look back at the chimp corpse. A part of you wants to bury him, pay your respects, but hearing what they did to the monkey girls makes you bury that idea instead.
Next plan of action:
>Pick one or more & Roll d20 (best of three)>A) Let’s scout the village from afar, maybe we can come up with a plan to raid his hut for those weapons.>B) If he can fight a whole troop on his it’d be better if we level up a bit more first. Maybe we can find some bugs or wolves to fight?>C) Just head there straight away, challenge the Gorilla to a duel. Certainly a brilliant plan.>D) Ask if she got pimped out too.>E) Hey, maybe first let’s prepare some of that chimp meat, you’re starting to get hungry and you’re in no mood to forage.>F) Write-in(Trying to clear up the formatting a little, is this better?)
