>>5578695"Your dad talks to Odin?" you ask.
"They're friends. They're both members of the old sneaky bastards club. Anyway, if you were talking about how long it would take me to turn into dad if I went noodle mode, the answer is..."
Monster turns into a caricature of an ancient Chinese sage with long hanfu robes facial hair nearly as long.
"Not long, for a Long, but long for a human."
He turns back into the little boy.
"It would take a couple thousand years of continual use of my dragon form, though the effects are gradual. First you're only able to turn into things the color of your scales. Then everything you turn in has to be dragon-like, It's got to have scales, it's got to have flashing eyes, even if its just a chair. Then you can't turn into anything at all and you get God powers over all that you survey. Speaking of which..."
Monster turns into a Song dynasty judge, specifically, the legendary Justice Bao. Though you have no idea who that is and just see another hanfu cosplay.
"...Would you rather have the power to turn into anything, or the power to turn everything around you into anything? Be honest! Because I'll know if you're lying, I got magic dragon powers!"
>What do we say? 