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Casting a disdainful glance at the mobile homes situated near the gate, you instead trudge purposefully towards the far end of the ad-hoc trailer park.
“<span class="mu-r">Gee, you really want your beauty sleep, huh?</span>” Nats remarks as you pass by a group of cackling skeletons clad in police uniforms.
“Yea, <span class="mu-i">really</span>.” Ly adds with the usual judgment in his disembodied voice. “We’re preppin’ for <span class="mu-r">DA’ FINAL BATTLE</span>, not a <span class="mu-r">STAYCATION,</span> cup.”
Uhhhh, Earth to Ly, you growl before taking another steadying swig from your glass, the note said that <span class="mu-i">they</span> would come find <span class="mu-i">you</span> in the morning, not the other way around! So if everybody dies and the world ends tomorrow because they were too lazy to find you, that’s on <span class="mu-i">THEM!</span>
“Ah, I got it now. Yep, that’s a mature an’ well-adjusted way ta’ look at it.”
Thanks for your approval, you snarl, choking on your drink in the process. Shit, are these trailers gonna have a minibar, ya think?
“<span class="mu-r">Maybe we should focus on finding a good one first?</span>” Suggests your trusty demon pal. Yea, fine, you groan, your feet are starting to hurt anyways!
Traipsing through a forest of RVs and trailers, your frustration grows as you notice most of them sporting paper name cards on the front doors–most of which you don’t recognize. Man, if Art snagged the good one…
And that’s when you see it. Nearly stumbling over your own feet in surprise, your eyes light up with glee as you find your winner! Tucked behind a small hill and spaced out <span class="mu-i">just</span> far away enough from the other trailers is a sleek, modern-styled RV spacious enough to fit, well, a bunch of people, probably! Half-staggering, half-running over to the door, a mischievous giggle escapes your lips as you find yourself staring at a blank nameplate. Bingo, bitches!
Scraping your name onto the plate with a <span class="mu-g">BONE CLAW,</span> you try the door and grin as it slowly swings open!
“Welp,” Ly sighs as you creep inside, “Let’s see what we got…”
>CONTD.
