>>5341064“There’s <span class="mu-g">WYATT T,</span> course.” The skeleton explains with a knowing chuckle. “That big lug’s been achin’ ta’ see you for a while now… there’s those <span class="mu-g">PIRATES</span> ya picked up–includin’ those two brothers that keep tryin’ ta’ kill each other…”
<span class="mu-g">ANDRE,</span> you nod. You’re surprised that guy’s still alive, to be honest!
“Not fer’ lack of tryin’. Lessee, we’ve got the <span class="mu-g">SOLDIER BOYS,</span> those guys have been real helpful, oh, an’ a whole bunch of folks from <span class="mu-g">JOPLIN!</span> Guess some of ‘em were tired of playin’ cowboy in the desert.”
That must mean <span class="mu-g">GRAMPS</span> too!
“Yep. Cat’s a mean ole’ hound dog, sis. Oh, an’ <span class="mu-g">CLIFF!</span> He’s been really keen on chattin’ with ya.”
Yeah, well get in line, you snap! You’ve got a lot of stuff on your plate, okay?
“Don’t I know it. Well look, kid, <span class="mu-g">HAULIE PAULIE’S</span> been talkin’ too a-”
Holy shit, <span class="mu-g">HAULIE-PAULIE’S</span> gonna be there?!
“<span class="mu-i">THE</span> <span class="mu-g">HAULIE PAULIE?</span>” Sybil hisses as an excited grin forms on her pale face!
“<span class="mu-i">Really</span>?!” Art adds with childlike delight!
“No way…” Gus mutters mid-rummage from within the ice cream truck.
“Yep–he’s practically runnin’ the show!” Stripes boasts. “Still got stuff on your plate?”
“There <span class="mu-i">IS</span> dat <span class="mu-g">GALA</span> bein’ put on by that creep <span class="mu-g">CURT</span> an’ his magic pals…” Ly remarks as you contemplate your response, “But dat’ crap started ages ago–probably windin’ down by now.”
What say ye?
>HOLD TIGHT, STRIPES–WE’RE ON THE WAY!>WAIT A SEC: YOU’VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS FIRST!>CAN’T PROMISE YOU’LL MAKE IT–STILL GOT SOME STUFF TO DO!>WRITE-IN! 