>>6019136>(Writing) -------Demolition derby, huh? Sounds fun, so long as nobody gets hurt, of course!
[MAJORDOMO] "What kind of vehicle would we even drive?"
'Well, that's tricky. The Psyops doesn't have many vehicles in its inventory, besides civilian ones commanded by the front company. But, we do have the Wisdom Bank.'
[MAJORDOMO] "Euuhhh... it's a giant flying war machine powered by psychic energy, Munny."
'I can easily power the entire thing on my own, even remotely control it.'
[MAJORDOMO] "That's not my point. A demolition derby usually involves... y'know, wheeled vehicles. And also, shooting lasers from the bits or using psionic wavelengths usually isn't the traditional method, as rad as that sounds. What I mean is, the vehicle itself is supposed to crash into, and run over things, including the opponent's vehicle. And being as this thing is more or less a flying submarine, I'm not sure we can crash this into the opponent.... er, w-without killing her."
'...I see your point.'
[JOCO] "Why does it have teeth?"
[MAJORDOMO] "Because it looks scary."
[JOCO] "But like, does it open?"
[MAJORDOMO] "I don't actually know that."
[JOCO] "Well it should. Emm effer needs a bite attack."
'Wait, this kind of sport requires crashing into the opponent?' I asked, looking a little worried now; 'You mean it isn't just destroying a bunch of props and obstacles for fun?'
[MAJORDOMO] "M... Most of the time? I mean, when it's like, monster trucks and stuff they just run smaller vehicles over for whatever bogan pleasure it extracts. Usually the derby involves literally knocking the opponent out."
'That means she might get hurt! I don't want that! Nobody should risk injury just for a sport!'
[JOCO] "Are we taking another L?"
'Hmph... I guess we'll just have to see.'
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