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As the battle for the pizza rages on, it suddenly dawns on you that Kiki handed you something before you cleaned up Talbot’s stupid mess! Returning your <span class="mu-g">JAR OF STICKERS</span> to your spacious coverall pockets, you push past the <span class="mu-g">REPEATER RIFLE, ROCKET LAUNCHER, MERMAID SMUT, REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUUUUCK</span> and a few other volatile odds n’ ends before finding the envelope!
Fishing it out and taking a closer look, you find that it’s addressed ‘<span class="mu-s">To Stan</span>’. Hey, that’s you!
“Errr, should we be openin’ it here?” Asks Ly as he cranes your neck closer to the letter!
“<span class="mu-r">Yea, what if it’s personal? O-or a LOVE LETTER??</span>” Nats adds with growing worry in her voice! Here’s what’s gonna happen, you reply firmly: you’re gonna ask the girl herself and Nats is gonna take a chill pill!
“<span class="mu-r">Roger! Chill Pill: Taken!</span>” Chirps your demonic tenant as you gently pat the film student on her shoulder! Hey Keek, you begin as the crowd cheers for the two critters locked in their desperate struggle, it cool if I read this now?
Noticing the letter you’re currently waving in her face, Kiki gives you a reassuring nod as a pleasant grin forms on her face! As you open the envelope with your thumb, she sidles up next to you and watches as you unfold a piece of pink stationary covered in disgustingly-cute kittens! D’awww!
As the girl punches you in the shoulder, you decide to move on and start reading… or <span class="mu-i">try</span> to, at least. Scanning the curly, handwritten words on the page, you give up on the first word! What the hell is this, anyways? <span class="mu-i">Mexican</span>!?
“It’s <span class="mu-i">cursive</span>, Stan.” Groans Ly as Kiki looks at you with concern behind her bangs! “Tell ya what: why don’t <span class="mu-i">I</span> read it an’ you just repeat after me?”
Well if he’s <span class="mu-i">offering</span>...
After a few false starts and a quick vocal coaching session with some of the bigger words, you clear your throat as Kiki’s worried expression deepens and prepare to <span class="mu-b">READ!</span>
“We’d better not hafta’ <span class="mu-i">roll</span> fer’ dis…”
Shut up, Ly, why do you think <span class="mu-i">HE’S</span> reading it?
>CONTD.
