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You slip the straps of your trusty BACKUUM 1000 over your shoulders like a superhero’s cape as the cloud of burning skulls descends on your chopper like a pack of flying piranhas! Firing into the crowd with the helicopter’s guns, Pete simultaneously banks to the side and gives you a perfect vantage point for your weapon!
“Dis’ is gonna SUCK, huh, Stan?” Ly remarks with a laugh as you set the vacuum to the ‘COLLAPSING STAR’ setting! No, you growl, it’s gonna be GREAT!
Snatching a bungee cord off the wall, you waste no time wrapping it around your waist and diving out of the helicopter! Flipping the ‘ON’ switch, you barely manage to brace yourself before the BACKUUM’s nozzle immediately starts sucking up skulls like they were free samples!
By the time the skulls know what’s happening, it’s already too late–try as they might to fight the suction by dodging and sending fireballs your way, shitty magic is no match for HUMAN INGENUITY!
You let loose a sinister cackle as the device sucks up both skull and fireball alike, and as Pete deftly pilots your metal steed through the blood-red skies and the monsters you share them with, you fight bone with bone and send your unwilling captives back at their friends with a flick of the ‘BLOW’ switch!
Their strength in numbers swiftly becomes their weakness! Sending a steady stream of flaming skulls careening into their friends, the air fills with countless chain explosions as your payload erupts into flames on impact!
“Atta’ girl!” Pete cheers as your pursuers quickly become the pursued, “Don’t stop now!”
You weren’t planning on it, you shout as you scoop up some more ammo! Swinging around the bottom of the chopper like a messed-up yo-yo, you grit your teeth through the nausea as the skull horde struggles to get a fireball past your defenses–when they fight the BACKUUM, you just slam them into someone else! When they send multiple fireballs your way, you just spin around and gather them like plums off a tree!
As the cloud slowly begins to dissipate as its tenants, or what’s left of them, plummet out of the sky, your other target bursts from the blizzard and snaps at your heels with a mouth full of flames!
“Oh right, he’s still here!” Observes Nats as Pete yanks you and the chopper out of the flames. Yea, you snarl, but not for long!
>CONTD.
