No time for subtlety here, you mutter as you hand over your <span class="mu-g">ROCKET LAUNCHER</span> to Art, you’re gonna make a little noise!
“Not to put a damper on the mood, Stan,” Art remarks as he examines your toy, “And certainly not trying to sound ungrateful for this, but if I shoot this in here-”
That’s the magic of it, you grin as you warm up your <span class="mu-g">LASER EYE,</span> he’s not <span class="mu-i">gonna</span> shoot it in here!
“Ohhh, I <span class="mu-i">LOVE</span> this plan already…” Says Talbot with a grim chuckle! As his eye laser warms up too, you use the charge-up time to retrieve a cluster of <span class="mu-g">NAIL BOMBS</span> from your pocket and hold them out for Syb to light!
“Should, erm, should <span class="mu-i">I</span> be doing anything?” Teevor whispers as The Goth wordlessly lights the bundle of fuses.
Nope, you grin as you pick a spot to aim your laser at, just enjoy the fireworks!
“Daler,” says the witch below you in a muffled voice, “If I see you open that tab again, I’ll-”
Get <span class="mu-s">BLOWN THE HELL UP!</span>
Blasting a path through the seal with a tandem laser strike, you and Talbot carve the lab apart as the stunned skeletal technicians wrapped in cloaks rush to avoid being melted! Not wasting any time, you chuck your <span class="mu-g">NAIL BOMBS</span> into the fray just before Arthur takes aim with your <span class="mu-g">ROCKET LAUNCHER!</span>
“Oh <span class="mu-i">fantastic</span>, groans a familiar unamused voice lingering next to what looks like a massive <span class="mu-r">PORTAL,</span> “The preemitives are here…”
You forego the usual one-liner in favor of letting your <span class="mu-g">EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE</span> do the talking! As the nail bombs explode in unison and fill the lab with enough nails to build three overpriced condos, Art finishes the fireworks show by firing a rocket into the center of the lab!
The drone of the lab equipment fades as the room fills with smoke and debris… the perfect cover for you and the others to drop down in! Landing in an appropriately-heroic formation on the lab floor, you dramatically jab a finger at the cloud of dust and dirt lingering in the water around you! Lab, uh… lab time’s <span class="mu-i">over</span>! Bitch!
“Nice one.” Ly murmurs as a gaunt silhouette slowly emerges from the cloud!
“Well well well,” remarks the figure, “The security countermeasures failed to eliminate the preemitives. What a <span class="mu-i">surprise</span>.”
https://youtu.be/MVagm39bnTQClad in a body-length flowing purple cloak embroidered with glowing magical runes, <span class="mu-r">THE SEA WITCH</span> coldly regards you from beneath a decorated Atlantean hood. Floating in the air above you, she examines your motley crew with one bangle-covered arm tucked behind her back, the other raised as if she were holding an invisible wine glass!
An <span class="mu-i">EVIL</span> wine glass, no doubt!
>CONTD. 