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Nuh-uh, you wanted to get off on <span class="mu-s">LEVEL 3</span> and that’s where you’re getting off, damn it! Pointing your finger at the <span class="mu-s">MAINTENANCE HATCH</span> atop the elevator, you quickly tell Raj to give you a boost!
“One boost comin’ up!”
Placing your foot on his hands, you hop up to the hatch and smack it open w-<span class="mu-s">OWWWW, FUUUUUCK!</span>
Turns out whoever designed this elevator made it dense as hell, so after bruising your hand on the stupid exit, you push it open with a much more appropriate level of force and clamber onto the top of your ride!
To the elevator’s credit, it doesn’t fall down the shaft. Yet. Helping Raj onto the roof, the two of you barely have time to catch your collective breath before the lift suddenly jerks downward! Leaping onto the thin ledge where the gate to <span class="mu-s">LEVEL 3</span> is, the two of you watch as the elevator sends sparks down the shaft… and then slowly decelerates!
“Man,” Remarks Raj as it comes to a halt a few levels down, “That’s one janky elevator, huh?”
Let’s just say you’re not excited about it being your best way out, you reply! Focusing your attention back on the gate, you give your partner a nod as you both spot the crease where the gate should open! Time for a little elbow grease!
On a quick count of three the two of you pull as hard as you can! Gears groan and metal creaks as you fight against what must be a <span class="mu-i">very</span> old set of door mechanisms, and though it puts up a valiant effort, it’s no match for <span class="mu-s">TWO MEN</span>!
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