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>TO XOM: "So, are you supposed to be <0|V| or are they something else completely? I definitely didn't recall seeing an XOM on the list."
XOM:
<0|V|... [Clicks his tongue] Ah, <0|V|, that old stallion has arrived. Step on the snake's head, horsie; and you know how much he kicks, HOWAH! [getting revved up] Cold water eel! Gormless fuck! That rat shit coward scum of the earth! How about I break your fuckin jaw with a tire iron you fuckin cocked up chopped up fuck. LEVEL 3 CROOK WHO DARES SHOW HIS FACE, I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOU, YOU COCKSUCKING TERRORIST MOTHERFUCKER! YOU-!
"What're you talking about, old man?" Jack interjects.
XOM: [completely deflated]
Toady, you've completely ruined the moment. [to the interface] Have you ever heard of L33tspeak, MORDRED? It really is the sign of the times that you too are unfamiliar with such basic parlance. Oh, how far has the public education fallen! How wretched! How horrid!
>TO XOM: What is your opinion on magic?
XOM:
Magic... Hee, hee, hee !! But what fun is destruction if no precious lives are lost! Though I may enjoy my small pleasures... What a pity that I am busy and can’t cackle away the time with them. [whispering] Did you know that 80% of women view magic tricks as an unattractive hobby in men? All this tells me is that women are boring. I dislike boring things.
>SWITCH CHARACTER: XOM (I want to see what this does)
[You're immediately flashbanged by your desktop wallpaper. The game crashed.
Oh guck, dude.
An error message pops up.]
Just Kidding!
Now don't do that again. :)
>OKAY
[You chuckle and press to agree.
You're right back where you left off in the Green Room.]
Jack and Patty are roiling on the floor, with the latter groaning her head off.
"Aw, get up, You big jerk." Recovering first, Patty flips over and starts shaking Jack. He has his arms and legs spread out like a rag doll suddenly eviscerated of stuffing. She shakes him again. "Get up!"
"no thanks" he says.
>XOM snickers.
XOM: [aside]
<But this diversion may warm my heart for only a little while.
I have played out my comedy. I amused you but not myself.
This strifeless and loveless doll-world
is but the backstage for
<span class="mu-s">the only game in town.</span>
Thus, tarry no longer, PLAYER.
Go forth! Lights on!
Open the curtains on this new Act!
[chuckling] And I do hope
you find some kind of life
that will meet my taste.>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>USE (NaN)
>EXAMINE
>TALK
>SWITCH CHARACTER
>PRAY
>EXIT THE GREEN ROOM.
>WRITE IN.
