>>5812944“Shit!” you curse as you wildly swing the pillowcase full of rocks reflexively. Your voice startles the unknown invader. Who lets out a quick shriek before hurriedly apologizing because of the Pokémon preemptive attack. “Sorry! We didn’t mean that! We aren’t here to hurt you, we are allies!”
You quickly rip off the web from your face to get a good look at your assailant. It’s an unknown girl who sports a live Spinarak crawling around her back. Her face is a bit homely. She has short, blonde hair tied up in pigtails and an ear-to-ear smile adorned by brightly shining braces, outfitted in an obnoxious outfit sporting bright, garish colors and an ungodly number of pins strewn about. She also sports a medical eye patch for some reason.
Feeling irritated, you demand the girl to explain herself before things get violent. She doesn’t seem very fazed by your threat but complies with an excess of enthusiasm. Her words are loud and full of arrogance, posing dramatically to punctuate every sentence. While she does it, her Spinarak crawls her shoulder, holding tightly to not fall off while its trainer poses.
[Delusional Girl]: Fret not my brother in arms!
[Delusional Girl]: Let me introduce myself.
[Delusional Girl]: I’m an ally to the fallen and downtrodden!
[Delusional Girl]: Sworn enemy to those who torment and abuse the weak!
[Delusional Girl]: The savior forsaken by heavens! Who will defeat the die Ordnung!
[Delusional Girl]: The bearer of the sacred eye who can understand the hearts of Pokémon!
[ANON]: The threat of violence still stands. Just get to the point.
[Delusional Girl]: You are an impatient one, aren’t you? That’s not bad at all! An ally of justice needs to be quick to jump into action!
[Delusional Girl]: I’m Leuchtender Diamant. Leader of the “gefallener Engel” and I’m here to officially welcome you into… Wait, where are you going?
She asks without any of her boisterous confidence when she sees you already heading through the door. You started to walk away the moment she started to painfully imitate a foreign accent when trying to pronounce her obviously made-up name.
Seeing your lack of hesitation and overall complete disinterest in whatever she was saying she orders her thoughts and explains why she followed you. After seeing you sucker-punching one of the thugs and helping Isaiah escape, she decided to aid “your noble soul”. While the abusers chased you, she ordered her Spinarak to shoot some web at their feet during the chase, making the trip.
Alright, that’s all you need to know. So you once again, try to flee the storage room and not spend a second any longer with this obviously delusional teen.
