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A cocky grin forms on your face as you lean across the counter and into the Innkeeper’s face!
No wait, he’s tall. You’re uh, you’re hoping it’s his belly.
Well, you begin with a Cheshire grin, how about an <span class="mu-i">unusual</span> arrangement, you ask?
“... Nah. Y’ain’t pretty enough.”
You weren’t talking about that! Why do people always assume… no, you continue with barely contained exasperation in your tone, you wanna make a <span class="mu-s">WAGER!</span> A <span class="mu-s">GAMBLE!</span>
The brash bartender responds with a noncommittal grunt. That ain’t a no!
“Whas’ yer’ offer?”
Simple, you smirk as you rest your chin on your palm, if <span class="mu-i">we</span> win we get to stay for <span class="mu-s">FREE!</span> And if we lose you win <span class="mu-b">TWENTY BELLS!</span>
“<span class="mu-i">AND</span><span class="mu-s">HE’LLWORKINTHEKITCHENFORTHERESTOFTHEDAY!</span>” Snaps TT with a triumphant laugh! Yea, that’s ri<span class="mu-s">WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIIIIING?!</span>
“S-SORRY!” Sputters the fuzzy fiend as you grab her tiny shoulders and shake her around like a chew toy, “I G-GET EXC-CITED WHEN TH-THERE’S G-GAMBLING-”
“No harm no foul, Rook!” Laughs Volka, “He didn’t accept it y-”
“I accept.”
An uncomfortable, half-laugh, half-squeak escapes Tzah-Tzie’s big mouth as you fantasize turning her into a fur rug. “N-no sweat, Ant… y-you’ve got this in the bag!”
“Yea, just gotta make it a fair contest!” Smirks your loud, but far more reliable comrade with a wink! “So what’s it gonna be, huh? Arm Wrestling? Drinking? Drinking <span class="mu-i">while</span> Arm Wrestling? Wrestling?”
Your eyes bug out as her question makes it to your braincase. Shoot! You didn’t think this far ahead!
“I got an idea.” Rumbles the Innkeeper as he continues polishing the glass. “If’n yer’ unsure, that is.”
No no, you stammer, you’ve got a <span class="mu-i">GREAT</span> idea!
<span class="mu-i">Crap…</span>
What is it?
>Riddles!
>Guess Which Hand!
>Rap Battle!
>Toss the TT!
>Drinking Contest!
>Handstand!
>Write-In!
>Okay, let’s hear the Innkeeper’s idea…
Last update of the night, by the way! Seeya in the next one, folks, and thanks for playing!
