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Bursting through the door, you see a young man sitting on the floor, armed with a sword. It appears he has been preparing for this moment.
"Hmph. Took ya long enough, idiots. But you'll never take me!!"
In a sweeping whirlwind motion, the young man unsheathes his sword and spin-slices several piss bottles into ribbons, releasing their foul contents.
The piss sensors built into your helmet are maxing out, they may be overwhelmed soon.
You're the first man in the stack, and the one most in danger, so you're calling the shots when it comes to responding to this.
How do you react?
>Draw your pistol and shoot him in the head and chest until he stops moving.
>Draw your giant combat knife and duel this fiend in melee combat.
>Try to use your words to reason with the offender. "It doesn't have to be like this..."
>Yell "Pull me out, pull me out!! We've got to reposition!" to your teammates behind you.
>C L A S S I F I E D (Write-in)