>>6343542You are now WORLACH DORTMUNDER. You are PROBABLY ALSO HOMOSEXUAL but that ISN'T IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. What's important is that your most dependable smiting wizard has just updated the abilities section of his
Wiz.com personal website and now seems to be making a strange and abrupt pivot toward SOME FORM OF MILLINERY.
And at such an inopportune time! An army of BONEBEASTS--which is a highly offensive and derogatory term for BONEPEOPLE--has just arrived at your doorstep! You would like to have a STERN TALKING TO with this young man and MAYBE A SEXUAL ENTANGLEMENT as well. But again, that's not important right now.
What will you do next?