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"Marny, there's something I have to tell you. This is going to be hard for you to understand. I'm not the man you think I am."
"You're not married, are you? Because the last guy I went out with-"
"What? No, it's... The man you're looking at, the man you... uh, last night. He's James Starcrastelecke. My name is Jake Starcrash."
"I get it. Split personality, right? I saw that on TV."
"No, let me explain. I used to be a spaceship pilot, until one day an accident happened and I was stranded on an uncharted planet. I was there for eight years, until my daughter found me. She told me that after the accident, all our friends were killed, or worse. My daughter and I both have the kind of mental abilities those people at the research institute are studying, and she had a plan for us to project our minds backward in time to just before the spaceship accident, but when the two of us went through with our plan, I somehow found myself here, in your time, inhabiting the body of this Starcrastelecke guy. I think he's a distant ancestor of mine. I don't know where my daughter's mind ended up, but I think the people at the research institute might be able to help me figure out a way to get out of this body and into my own."
