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You’re just about to torch the whole place when an idea comes to mind–one provided courtesy of the bottle of ‘<span class="mu-i">Hal Apeno’s Gut Murderer Hot Sauce</span>’ lying on the <span class="mu-s">PANTRY</span> floor! Pointing it out to Pepper and Raj, you pantomime throwing it and then blasting it to the former. With an eager nod, the girl holds her breath as she readies the <span class="mu-s">SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN</span>!
You didn’t notice it on your trip to rescue Cammy, but this place is a <span class="mu-i">MESS</span>! With the grace of a garlic-scented deer, you deftly navigate the labyrinth of spilled foods and toppled cans thankfully without bumping anything!
Not that the creature could hear you with all the noise it’s making bashing the <span class="mu-s">FREEZER DOOR…</span> Even so, you don’t exactly know what senses these guys have, so after snatching up a few bottles of <span class="mu-s">HOT SAUCE</span> off the floor, you make your way back to the entrance and prepare to do a little <span class="mu-s">SKEET SHOOTING!</span>
Still undetected, you give the redhead a nod and count off on your fingers…
<span class="mu-i">ONE…</span>
One of the freezer door’s hinges comes loose and tumbles to the floor!
<span class="mu-i">TWO…</span>
You hear the faint whimpering of someone inside as the beast’s tentacles probe for a way in!
<span class="mu-i">THREE!</span>
Pepper raises the firearm as you hurl the handful of hot sauce at the monster! Tackling the door one more time, it doesn’t get a chance to realize what’s happening until the blast of the <span class="mu-s">SHOTGUN</span> rings out across the mansion!
You, Raj, and Pepper duck to the side to avoid getting coated. Crouched in silence, the three of you exchange a quick high-five as the pantry fills with the pathetic shrieks of an animal introduced to the magic that is <span class="mu-s">HOT SAUCE!</span> Now <span class="mu-i">that’s</span> a spicy meatball, <span class="mu-i">BITCH!</span>
The <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLF</span> doesn’t take your abuse lying down. Writhing in pain in a growing puddle of ‘<span class="mu-i">Gut Murderer</span>’ and its own surprisingly red blood, you realize that on top of coating the creature in sauce, Pepper <span class="mu-i">also</span> took a sizable chunk out of its side!
Hissing at you through its maw of gnashing flower-petal jaws, the creature struggles to remove the sauce from its now-exposed ribs–the bones warped and coated in what look like some sort of <span class="mu-s">SCALY ROOTS</span> no bigger than cobweb strands!
It knows you’re here now, but the beast is still reeling from the attack–in a last-ditch attempt to win, the <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLF</span> hurls itself in your direction with its claws extended!
WHAT DO?! QUICK!
>DODGE, NO NEED TO PUT ANYONE IN DANGER!
>SCREW THIS THING–ATTACK IT MID-FLIGHT AND END THIS!
>BLOCK IT WITH A PAN OR SOMETHING–IT MIGHT STUN ITSELF!
>WRITE-IN!
