>>5548423>Skeleton - Undead>War Trumpet"Devoid entirely of flesh and organs, this walking skeleton rattles you to the bone. In its bony hand, it holds a pristine trumpet, unmarred by the end of the world."
RALLY UP AND RATTLE EM BOYS.
But if that's not possible, then
>ANOTHER SKELETON'S SEVERED ARM(If he's not using it to scratch and claw people, I'll use it instead.)
>>5548503Reminds me this guy, Fear and Hunger's Dark Priest starting the game surrounded by skeletons and all that.