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'Then you'd better tell me right now if you're completely serious and not fooling around.' I said, popping in behind Catastrovania in her "NEET cave". Teleporting right behind her in her apartment sent a shiver down her spine and made her jump in reaction backwards to assume some judo pose at me before she relaxed.
'Better yet, why don't I just read your mi-'
[CATASTROVANIA] "N-NYOOOOO!" She squealed.
[CATASTROVANIA] "I mean... n- no, listen, don't do that! I'll tell you! But we have to be quiet because she's sleeping outside! No thanks to you bringing her here in the first place..."
'The Cat Boudoir is for all cats, even ones as resented as Seannsa, Catastrovania. At least she's not sleeping in your bed right now.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "She did! Like a few days ago! RRRRGH! Ever since you allowed that fat slob in here she's been messing with my stuff, m-my culture! She's been touching my precious things with her FILTHY PAWS! And then she wore one of my shirts just to make a fool of me! All because YOU brought her here! She's been bugging the shitto out of me!"
'It's not like I- Wait, which shirt? How could you be made fun of with your own clothes?'
[CATASTROVANIA] "...N-... Not saying."
'Okay... Look, I didn't want to make her angry by telling her no. She would have probably threw a hissy fit and slapped us with bad luck if I did.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "Heh... well, it's a good thing I know how to counter that then."
'Alright, I'm listening. If you truly know how to counter Seannsa's powers, then I can tame her into a more well behaved kit. And that'd help you, wouldn't it? Out with it then.'
Catastrovania flashed me an ambitious grin. I'm not sure I liked that. She looked at me with her blue and yellow eyes. It occurs to me this is the first time I've seen her without her eye patch, or wrap. Whatever it was. Ah, yes, the "Psychometric eye", wasn't it? The one she claimed would turn me to dust if it looked at me uncovered. I'll just... refrain from pointing that discrepancy out this once.
[CATASTROVANIA] "Alright... so, you're a god right? Like, an actual one? Not just some poser claiming to be one... so you can promote mortals, can't you? I read up a lot about divine promotions recently... Heh..."
[MAJORDOMO] "I no longer like where this is going, Munny."
[JOCO] "Choke slam her!"
Not yet.
[CATASTROVANIA] "Alright. First of all, promote me to a demigod."
'You've got to be joking.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "You heard me, with those big green ears of yours. Make me a demigod... dess! Give me powers! This is part of the plan!"
'You said nothing about a 'plan' until now!'
[CATASTROVANIA] "Trust me, this will work! We can counter her bad luck like this! Now promote me! Come on! Do it!"
>Hahahaha LOL, NO!!!!
>Okay, fine. You are promoted.
>Yeah, think I'll just read your mind instead and see what you really want.
