>>5348644>>5348706>>5348721>>5348800>>5349088I laughed a lot good sur, the end of your glorious prose made me laugh loudly. You shall work as literary critic.
>>5349520With your most commanding voice you told.
-Oldfossil, stay with the ladies on the other side of the dungeon, you two, take my clutches and use them as clubs, it will be better than nothing.
You then watched downstairs and saw that slowly but surely the vile miscreant at the front was flying towards you. Looking more closely you saw that he had horns and hooves ! A devil ! You did the sign of the cross and hoped that if you die your soul would go to paradise. You then saw that some of your men began to fire crossbows and that a bolt touched one of the attackers at the flank but the next one was cast aside by the magician. But when he did this the devil flying towards you stopped to fly and began to fall, and screamed in horror, but the mage caught him up with his spell when he was halfway down and he began to fly anew. The devil screamed.
-You imbecile ! You almost killed me !
The mage answered.
-I cannot cast levitate and windshield at the same time to repel arrows, stop crying and get up here !
It made you laugh, those dullards had forgot to bring shields, or they had simply not managed to bring them because they needed to swim through the moat and so they were easy prey for your crossbowmen. And the mage had trouble to concentrate, you decided to taunt him.
-You don't frighten us satanic pigdogs ! Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person ! I blow my nose at you, so called "magician" you and all your silly indian swimmers !
The mage seemed offended and he began to answer while you noticed that his devil, who had, just like you, drawn a sword, was flying more slowly.
-Now look here my good man..
You interrupted him.
-I don't want to talk to you now more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a rodent and your father smelt of elderberries!
He seemed to be upset and wanted to open his mouth to answer but another crossbow bolt missed him by an inch. You hoped to distract him enough to give time to your men to mount on the dungeon. You hoped that Lady Takable was not shocked by your crude language.
>Roll a combat roll. I will take the average of your first three rolls. If your roll is good then your men will have the time to assist you in the battle to come. Since you are handicapped your combat value is reduced to 25, but since you have two men helping you with clubs it would be +10 and +10 since you gained time by insulting the mage. Then since you have only to repel your enemy until your troops come I will consider that you have +20 to defend yourself. So you have 45% chances of killing your opponent and 65% of repelling him long enough to avoid an injury or death.I forgot last time, since you you focused in combat and rulership you have +1 to combat and +1 to rulership. So it is 46% and 66%
