>>6062462I KNEW you niggers missed me! Left Ooo waiting for weeks, huh? Well, what is you expect to happen- Gunter won! But, as a little treat to y'all, I'm going to give this adventure one more chance- a REBOOT! And what's more important in an unwanted reboot than an abrupt change in genre!
Welcome to your least favorite Post-post-post Apocalyptic nation builder. (Could've prevented one of those apocalypses there but oh well-)
>Pick your Race!>Candy Mutant: Hated by everyone, and never alone because they endlessly spawn from the green river circling the smoldering remains of the pup kingdom. They can make new friends by touching anyone with the mutagenic sludge leaking from their body as well. Good for them!>Pup: Randomly born with powers, pretty good at getting along with others- but the powerless ones are as weak as a human; remember those?>Human: No bonuses, they're nerds. Good luck!>Snow Golem: Some sentient snow golems Ice Thing left behind before flying off with the penguins to Mars (and subsequently making them my problem, thanks niggers.) They can't talk but people don't hate them, they can make more of themselves out of snow- but they melt in the heat so... Yeah. >Pick your Kingdom!>Ice Kingdom: (It's cold, also the penguins are gone- you're welcome.) >Fire Kingdom: (It's hot, live in a cave or something.) >Grass Kingdom: (Barren wasteland littered with ruins and plagued with constant storms, also there's grass.)>Pup Kingdom: (The Lich is currently sitting in what's left of the throne room and I just thought it would be funny if I put you guys here.) 