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DO YOU SEE THAT STRAPPING MAN IN THE MIRROR? That’s you! A chiseled piece of perfection. Your square jaw and perfectly padded costume shine in the mirror as you take it all in, a daring task to absorb that much thinly veiled comic book homo eroticism. But you cram it down like a champ.
You are a champion!
you are the legendary VILLAIN MAN
The do gooders of Mega-City shiver at the mention of your name and cower at the sight of you. You are the city’s premier evil doer. And there’s a certain mindset that got you to be the number one costumed evil bastard on every hero’s list
See, You’re not into this new age sympathetic villain dribble, you are old school my friend.
YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL
dastardly even
Downright VILLAINOUS
You’ll just do shit for the sake of it. You don’t need that “ villain has motives that are arguably better than the hero’s” dreck! You’re a fucking monster because it’s cool! You like doing it. You kill, you use goofy gadgets, you blow up buildings in gimicky comic book fashion, you will dedicate your whole life to fucking over someone else.
You’re petty and insane and that’s what makes you the best you egg gulping protein inhaling monster.
Before you walk out the door of your no bedroom half a toilet shit hole apartment (real villains don’t do bases, not yet anyway.) you need to remember exactly what it is that you can do, what exactly are you capable of VILLAIN MAN? What is your POWER?
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