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Not keen on taking any unexpected ‘<span class="mu-i">trips</span>’, you start by hopping over the turkey drumstick blocking your retreat! When it’s clear you cleared it, you dart out of the way of Tory’s torso just in time for it to sail past you and onto the pavement a few feet away!
As the turkey’s top half crashes onto the ground, you leap backwards to give yourself some space from his slithering head and neck, but your feet barely touch the pavement before something seems off!
“LOOK OUT!”
Tucker’s warning comes too late–as per most turkeys, you remember too late that Tory has <span class="mu-i">TWO</span> legs–one of which is situated in the perfect spot to send you bowling over onto the dock!
Ordinarily this wouldn’t be a huge deal–you’ve been falling over since you were a kid, but having been taken by surprise, you’re not the only thing that comes crashing down! Still roaring in your hand with a thirst for bone, your <span class="mu-g">ABS</span> is the second thing to fall, and rather than clatter to the floor like a decent tool would, the bone shaper instead sinks its heavy-duty rotating teeth into your LEG with the NON-twisted ankle! Small comforts, right?
Oh wait, nevermind. <span class="mu-s">OW!</span> Tearing through your coveralls, flesh, muscle, and, you guessed it, BONE like a chainsaw through a particularly fleshy tree, you scream in agony as your face is sprayed with the gooey, viscous debris flung in the air by the wayward power tool! That was one of your favorite legs, too!
“HA! You don’t have a leg to stand on! <span class="mu-s">GOB!</span>”
Well he’s not <span class="mu-i">totally</span> wrong… thanks to quick thinking and your big thighs, you’re able to rip the blade free of your leg before it cuts all the way through! Holding the <span class="mu-g">ABS</span> aloft with a toothy grin, you…
… okay, hold on a sec here… getting kinda woozy…
Seeing his chance, Tory’s head wastes no time in pouncing on your prone body! Wrapping around you like a boa constrictor, the turkey lunges for your face snapping his beak like an alligator! Oh no, not your MONEY MAKER!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100-10 (+5 BUNNY, +5 DEMON, -10 ANKLE, -10 OW YOUR LEG) TO NOT GET CHOMPED! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! Don’t forget to write in a COUNTER if you want a BONEUS!</span>
