>>5773153Before anyone can answer, the <span class="mu-s">MALLET</span> comes crashing down next to you like a silver screen-age meteor! Missing your head by mere <span class="mu-i">inches</span>, you still feel your teeth rattle from the impact!
Helped up by Raj, the two of you immediately unload your weapons into the cat’s face–it doesn’t seem to do much damage given how the monster’s eyelashes scrub away the bullets from its eyes, but it distracts it long enough to check on the <span class="mu-s">RED MENACE!</span>
PEPPER, you shout as you rush over to her, are you good!?
“Y-yea…” she replies weakly before looking at her left arm stump, “Pretty <span class="mu-i">lucky</span>, actually…”
As Chuck draws the cat’s ire, you follow her gaze and find yourself staring at the crater where the mallet impacted–if she still had her arm she’d have definitely lost it!
“Ehehe~”
“<span class="mu-i">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</span>”
Raj, however, is clearly not as amused. Helping Pepper to her feet, you watch in utter horror when you rush to the skater’s kneeling side…
In the middle of the crater sits a mulched pile of wood and metal in the shape of a…
Oh. Oh <span class="mu-i">no</span>...
As the reality of the situation kicks in, you notice that Raj is… <span class="mu-i">trembling.</span> Steaming, even!
“You… you <span class="mu-s">BASTARDS!</span>” He roars as he rips off his orange hoodie, “<span class="mu-s">YOU KILLED LINDA!</span>”
“HA! FULLY-INTENDED!” Gloats Rivka as she finally regains control over her now <span class="mu-i">VERY</span> decrepit-looking orb! “Now-”
“<span class="mu-s">YOU KILLED LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!</span>”
Interrupting her with a beastly roar, Raj draws his <span class="mu-s">FIRE AX</span> and rushes to chop down a cat-shaped tree! Wait, you sputter, <span class="mu-i">RAJ!</span>
>ROLL 10d100 TO UNLEASH RAJ RAGE! YEP, TEN! BEST OF 3! 