>>5302398"Eh, I knew it was something. I'm sorry, sir. I know you probably aren't supposed to tell me. I won't say anything. It just feels like such a waste, to port us down here and spent the whole morning getting you started, just to do something the blood coven? You clearly don't need this. I saw you split."
"Where are we? Right," she coughs into her hand before starting reciting. "We are in Alpha Time Cretin 1, micro laboratory. This is the carotid artery of the cretin around us and we are traveling to where we entered this morning, somewhere around the left nipple. I'm sorry I'm not exactly sure, I just follow the beacons."
The ship shutters as a metallic clipping sound echoes. The ship raises up out of the river of blood and you begin moving towards a circular light.
"Every knight I met," she says, pausing. "You just seem very nice, sir, and you still look so human. Is it a mask?" She touches your face as she begins unclipping you, it's smoother than it looks. "Sorry. Ignore me, I'm just really nervous."
The door opens to a blinding light and a massive platform. "The embiggening post is all around us. Just hold still please or you'll get dehomogenized."
Clicks happen around you and the world shrinks with each until you are standing by a hospital bed. A comatose man is curled up, limbs and head looking too small.
"Now normally, I would lead you back to the spaceport, but I guess you don't need my help. Did you have more work here?"
