>Unleash the power of seethe, summon all the rage you possess into a berserker battle-cry: aaAAaarrRRgggGGHhhh>Do the above but actually remember to choose a weapon or item first from >>5262883>>5262885>>5262887>>5262891>Beseech the dark reverberating passages of the dungeon in a plaintive cry for aidCalling for help:
>roll 2d6First d6:
1 Sperm Dragon (oh no)
2, 3 Sperm Dragon Cultist Fanatic (in some ways maybe worse)
4 Maiden Knight Ysentrud
5 (as yet unrevealed NPC)
6 Cadarn Of The Thunderstruck Rood
Second d6
1,2 Hostile
3,4 Indifferent or mildly bemused
5,6 Helpful
>Flee pathetically in blubbering terror>...?