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It is the first day of school and you are full of potential energy. You hop and skip out of bed and make your way downstairs for some breakfast. Your father sees you prancing about and jokes that they must have switched you on him with his real son at the hospital. He gives you a kiss on the head and heads out for work. His intentions are always good, but his words still sting. You remind yourself that you planned to leave that nancy boy attitude of yours behind and stiffen up.
On your way out the door, you find your backpack ready and packed. But as you try to lift it onto your back, you find it too heavy to pick up! These damn senior year text books are simply too heavy! Oh no, what are you going to do? You try to drag the backpack behind you, and make it as far as the street corner before your legs almost give out on you! This is BAD, if someone catches you in this pathetic position your new self image of a badass manly bro will go right out the window before it even has a chance to start!
>What do?
- Simply leave half your text books behind, you will deal with the consequences later.
- Drag that shit all the way to school, by god you are not giving up that easily!
- Meekly ask your mom to drive you to school.
- Try not to cry, cry anyway.
- Write in (killing yourself in anyway is too manly, you are very scared of death so its not an accepted write in)
