>>5698512“Alright, slick,” begins your partner as you stow your phone back into your pocket, “What’s next?”
Next, you answer, is the part where you get her something to blend in a little!
“Not a bad idea, ace.” Pepper remarks in an impressed tone, “<span class="mu-s">SECURITY’S</span> probably going to be handled by the <span class="mu-s">DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE–</span>we go back a long way…”
Yea, you <span class="mu-i">bet</span>. Well it just so happens you have some of your <span class="mu-s">WORK UNIFORM</span> stowed in your <span class="mu-s">INSULATED PIZZA PACK</span> that she can wear… and can she change that <span class="mu-s">INDEX CA-</span>
“<span class="mu-i">PRESS PASS.</span>”
Err, <span class="mu-i">PRESS PASS</span> to be a little… less conspicuous?
Pulling a marker out of her pocket, Pepper goes to town on the back of the card for a second before revealing her work: in place of ‘<span class="mu-s">PRESS</span>’ it now says ‘<span class="mu-s">PIZZA</span>’.
… close enough.
Anyways, you continue, if she’s gonna look the part she’ll have to play it too-that means acting like she’s part of the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA TEAM!</span>
“You don’t look like you’re part of the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA TEAM</span> at all, chief.”
Yea, well, you sigh, your <span class="mu-s">UNCLE</span> told you that you didn’t need to wear a uniform before you left-chances are he thought-
“You’d be able to blend in a bit better and stay at the party. Gotcha.”
Okay, she’s pretty darn sharp, but the interruptions are starting to piss you o-
“So what else do I need, huh?” Asks Pepper, clearly enjoying herself as the two of you slowly make your way back to your pizza. “Hey, maybe I can say some <span class="mu-s">ITALIAN STUFF</span> to blend in!”
Sure, you laugh, hey, let me tell you a few I hear in the kitchen all the time!
You’re just about finished with the variety of ways you can use ‘<span class="mu-i">Puttana</span>’ and about to move on to your personal favorite, ‘<span class="mu-i">Cazzo</span>’ when you spot someone, or some<span class="mu-i">THING</span> messing with your <span class="mu-s">PIZZA PACK!</span>
<span class="mu-s">HEY YOU!</span>
“<span class="mu-i">STRONZO!</span>”
Hey, she’s pretty good at that! Oh, right, the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA THIEF!</span>
>ROLL 1d100+5 (+5 IRISH/ITALIAN RAGE) TO STOP THE THIEF! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! Don’t forget to include HOW you stop him!