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<span class="mu-s">THE (MIS)ADVENTURE CONTINUES!</span>
You're Alexander Kaminski, a 30 year old super rogue known (unfortunately) as the <span class="mu-s">Dick Man</span> !
You succeeded in your first ever heist, but was tricked and betrayed by a bird, who isn't even a real bird but is a robot or something. As a result, you were caught and sentenced to 10 years in <span class="mu-s">Meta Human Prison</span>.
It's been 2 months...
In this time you've made several, <span class="mu-s">very important discoveries!
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