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So that’s how it works; after pressing that button, the bus will take you to somewhere else in the world. Meanwhile, it continues to pick up people from Osaka, and the bus continues to fill up. You ask the Radio Wave Girl if she has a plan.
λ Sana: (I think we should wait, Kaname-san.)
Whaat?
λ Sana: (This bus is very big, so, maybe someone will be accepted before it fills up. Um… maybe this isn’t like Nemu-chan’s Rumors? I first want to see how hard it is and why so many fail, if that’s alright..)
Ah, wishful thinking, right on time. Well, you get what you paid for, so for now you sit shotgun on her head, a good vantage point with a clear view. And right on time.
λ Sana: (Oh. Look, someone is walking out of the bus.)
It’s a guy with a very powerful mustache, a mustache with an aura- you know because he made a peace sign at the bus when he stepped out. And the person he’s walking to is a strong-looking woman… with a heavy mustache. This time the landscape is that of a Brazilian favela, a working-class slum for poor people that you know to heart. Apparently, this hulk of a bus can’t be seen by just anyone, likely only by those under the influence of the Rumor. The rejected passengers remain on their seats, but the four or three still sane cram the spot meant for bikes and its window. Thankfully, you’ve already found the perfect view spot- between Sana’s pigtails-
λ Sana: (I’m so nervous for him… I hope it goes well. Do your best, Mustache-san!)
He can’t hear you. Excited at finally getting to watch one of your telenovelas live, the big you in outer space summons the popcorn and cheetos because it’s fine every one in a while. Only… the two of them are too far to be heard, so you kinda have to make up the dialogue in your head. And their names. But, when your mustache guy gets elbowed in the face and ragdolled across the street, you realize you’ve been too optimistic with the script. He steps into the bus again, crying and leaking blood from his nose, sobbing wildly, which doesn’t happen much in those stories.
Mustache guy: She didn’t even speak Japanese!
…you are beginning to think that whoever thought up this Rumor didn’t think too much.
