>>5237019You raid the kitchen for a bottle of lecithin, for some reason.
>>5236666>>5237458>>5237509You grab the thug and give him a good jiggle. Then you sneakily grab his wallet and pay him off with his own money. You believe this is what they call "stonks".
<span class="mu-b">Tootin' check for hiring the goon:</span>
Roll 1d20 +5 (Tootin’) +1 (alcohol bonus) +12 (given $12.00) -10 (recently robbed) +4 (at your mercy) -3 (ate without table). At least 17 to pass.
<span class="mu-b">Increase roll by 1 for every $1.00 added to the deal, or by giving the goon items he might want.</span>
