[???] "DISCIPLINE?! HAHAHAHAA! YOU CAN'T GROUND ME-!"
[???] "WWWAAAAAAAAAANSUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRlJXOVNzKsI was shocked then when one of the bandits, still picking himself up from his bush hiding spot exalted into the air above, performing a feat that no mere mortal would pull off easily. He front flipped high above, coming down and landing on both of his feet in front of me and my companions. He crossed his arms and flexed his neck, crackling his spine as his heavy blade came down and landed next to him in the dirt road, sticking up as his hand caught it. It was something like a machete...
He was a burly figure, with an either impressive or ridiculous mustache. He wore leathers and iron, and had an iron belt around his waist that read... "The Best"... or "Number One"... something like that.
[???] "Hahahaha! You fell right into my genius trap!" He boasted, one of his bandits, who actually had the idea, raising a finger as if contemplating disputing him for a second.
'Oh. We did, did we?'
I looked back. We were not far from the fork at all. In fact, I'm sure if we went left, he would have came out anyway to stop us.
'And you are...?' I asked, looking back to him.
[DADAN-MANG] "Good GRIEF! You don't recognize ME?! Hahahah! Then you are genuinely doomed! For I am Bandit King Dàdǎn-Mang!"
[???] "The Bandit King himself!" Said a Fu Dog who jumped up beside him.
[DADAN-MANG] "And this is Yaozhi! My best friend IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"
[YAOZHI] "WE ROB PEOPLE!"
[DADAN-MANG] "But what's more! I am not just the Bandit King, but I am also the OUTLAW DEMIGOD! WOOOOOOOO!"
[BANDITS] "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
'...!' Surprising. 'So you're a Demigod then.'
[DADAN-MANG] "That's right! I'm a feared servant of the Dark Lord! Here to carry out his visions and do..." He leaned in closer and made his voice lower pitched. "...EVIL."
'By robbing people.'
[DADAN-MANG] "Huhuhehahehehehehee... There's nothing that crushes people more than thievery. Sure, you can cut them up, but people form attachments so great, losing their prized possessions is worse than the threat of being killed for them! Can anyone deny that?!"
[BANDIT] "You took my chicken leg last night and I'm still mad about it."
[DADAN-MANG] "The proof is in the pudding! HAHAHAHA! I took his pudding too!"
[YAOZHI] "And then I took the pudding from him in turn!"
[DADAN-MANG] "HAHAHAHA! You're such a fiend, Yaozhi! I'm going to punt you for that later!"
