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You stand victorious, soaked in the smell of <span class="mu-s">vomit </span>and <span class="mu-s">raw masculinity</span>.
A newfound <span class="mu-s">confidence </span>surges through you!
This was your first super powered battle, and yeah, you did almost die, <span class="mu-s">BUT </span>it turns out you are actually <span class="mu-s">pretty damn strong!</span> And also have <span class="mu-s">ice powers!</span> (Which is weird, your mom never had ice powers. Huh. Well, whatever, lol)
The crowd cheers all around you! <span class="mu-s">"TOILET BOY! TOILET BOY! TOILET BOY!" </span> They love you! You're a real <span class="mu-s">prison super star</span> now!
<span class="mu-s">The Guard:</span> "Nice showing, <span class="mu-s">Dick Man!</span> I knew you'd win me this bet, I could smell the psycho on you from a mile away! As promised, here's <span class="mu-s">20 cigarettes </span>. Oh, and don't think I forgot to <span class="mu-s">re-calibrate your bracelet</span> to account for your new ice bullshit, hehe"
With this the guard turns your <span class="mu-s">anti super power bracelet</span> back on. Shucks.
<span class="mu-b">You have 70 liters of water left!</span>
<span class="mu-r">You have 5 out of 10 hits left. Everything hurts. </span>
<span class="mu-s">You have 20 cigarettes in your inventory!</span> Finally, you can pick up a smoking habit and be like the cool kids!
The day is still young, you probably have enough time for another shenanigan, or maybe like, two small shenanigans.
<span class="mu-s">WHAT DO, D-MAN???</span>
