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>Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.
You must make this country great again, and to do that you must instil a sense of law and order in the people! Lack of discipline is why Sleepy Joe and his supported thought they could declare themselves the legitimate government of the country! But you will fix that. Forcefully. You don’t have the chance to now, but soon, very soon, you will bring law and order back, for a safer, and more secure society. An expanded justice system, more prisons, and a more powerful police force will be the fix to this nations troubles! But first, you must deal with the other issues you currently face.
Disney has attacked! The gates of Disneyworld have opened, and from them have poured forth a terrifying horde of monstrous Mickey beasts, and legions of small children in the masks of Mickey Mouse are following them! Orlando has already fallen, and Tampa is under siege! What’s more, Disney fans in several states have staged an uprising, rioting against our supposed anti-LGBT stance! However, thanks to the efforts of the army, the liberal propaganda put out by Disney has taken a hit, so they’ve only successfully made their presence known in California. You’re able to focus all your efforts on Disneyworld.
What will your response be?
>Wall off Florida. High time the state was cutoff from the rest of the country.
>Send in the army. They’ll be spread thin, but you’re confident they can handle it.
>Nuke Disneyworld. It’s the only way to be sure.
>Write in?
But there is some good news! You have successfully eliminated the independent news media! There’s still organisations like the New York Times operating freely, but nobody reads them anymore. The major media corporations are now under the control of the government, and we really need someone to organise them properly.
>New Department Available: The Department of News. (Who shall it go to? It can also be renamed to whatever the department head likes)
You also pass the Emergency Powers Act. In case of absence, a leaderless department can be directed by ANY member of cabinet. Leaderless departments will respond to ALL orders given.
