Cornered in all your excuses, you almost say <span class="mu-g">No</span> out of sheer frustration.
Boog can clearly see it coming out of you, his <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">f a v o r i t e</span></span> word: his eyes squint nearly closed, his grin moar toofy.
Your Droogz catch on half a second slower, mesmerized by the heat waves they're starting to see coming off him.
Uptush, the spongiest brain, gets moving first, clapping both hands across your meof just as your lips part with your tung in your teeth to make the "<span class="mu-g">Nn</span>".
DirtyNuggz n Pork Hos take his lead, Pork Hos standing in front of you to partially block Boog's view of YOU, while DirtyNuggz helps Uptush nod your head and clamp your arms.
They're all grinning and nodding madly at the Warlord, begging you with their eyes to not get you all smeared.
You let them restrain you and bundle you out, to Boog's happy nodding approval. He waves YOU byebye. Two of his Prod-You-zers start following you the moment you're out of Boog's tent. They will be ensuring your attendence.
It's a huge risk your Droogz are taking, putting their hands on you after seeing fifteen Orcs get turnt to burger yesterday.
After their obligatory thrashing in frunnada amused Prod-YOU-zers, you ask your Droogz what their maff was for stopping YOUr <span class="mu-g">No</span>. Or Uptush, since he moved first and led the others.
"<span class="mu-g">Boog'z starna get ol enuff dat ee turns biggy greeny. But ee'z speshul: ee'z gettn really Ogre-y, fatty strong, but ven he's Troll-ly too. Ee'z got plenny meat, n it grows back. We'z heerd he's got sum Fighty cheaties too.
He's dumm n angy when he's foitn, so he carnt be BossChief if Kuggbal Tortu is Bossing, but he's the krumpiest of the Warlords. Even yez will have trubble one on one; if yez foit ere n carnt killem quick, his Droogz n va arena Shammys will join in.
Venn va ovva Warlords will come see: theys Foit Pits are jezt a biggy sprint away, Boss. We wuz looken art fer yer.</span>"
You accept their apology, slap them all once each, tell them to cook and lunch up.
<span class="mu-s">[PRE FOIT PREPP]</span>
CHOOSE TWO
>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™ >will refund you one Smol Helff Pott already consumed>Pick a foit wiv 1d3 Lads for warmup >Look for vat Shammy Boss kunt; he's still here sum place>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff forFREE ACTION:
>Call Seafood for hints Y/N>you will need to build a Seafood Shrine to recharge your Trinkkittz; a problem for later >>6133196>>6133194>>6132750>>6132715Arena in 20hrs
