Quoted By:
That... that was all Tom had for a plan? Video games?
Well... it's something. "Alright." You nod, "Lets do it your way. Lets go play some Mystery Dungeon."
"Okay..." He looks around and points to a booth probbably meant for studying, or snacks. The two of you shuffle in.
"Alright." He pulls out a Nintendo switch. So far you talked to this man for 2 minutes and you have seen him carry newspapers, Nintendo Powers, a Advanced SP, and a Switch.
(Reminder that for some reason Nintendo is canonically a company in Pokemon, I just feel the need to point that out)
This weirdo carries a store in his coat. And its mostly just video games.
"Um..." He slides the switch to you but you slide it back. "You play, it's your game I don't want to take the privilege away from you."
He slides it back-back. "I've beaten the game 3 times already!"
You slide it back-back-back. "And that means you'll do it faster then me and I can see the Mimikyu!"
He slides it back back back back. "Video games aren't about the cutscenes they are about the earned experience! You won't learn how good the game is if you don't PLAY it!"
You slide it back back back back back "I don't WANT to learn how good the game is I want to learn about the Mimikyu haunting me."
He turns the switch on, makes a new profile, and selects a fat yellow guy as the pfp. "You see this guy? That's you, that's how you act."
You gasp. "How DARE you! I am at LEAST the Princess!"
"The PRINCESS would play the game herself! As seen in the game Princess Please Solves Her Own Problems!"
"Well maybe I WILL!"
"Well maybe you SHOULD!"
"I will!"
"Then do it!"
"Your still holding the switch!"
"Sorry!" He slides it back back- you, you have the switch now.
You click the Mystery Dungeon Gold button and the screen starts up.
"Wait!" Tom stage hisses and you are going to punch him. "Where are your cool gamer gear googles?"
"Cool... whats?"
"The Cool Gamer Gear Googles The CG3!" He points to the goggles on his head. "They are the ultimate tool to winning video games!"
"...How?"
"...Um... they..." He scratches his head. "They look cool? The ad didn't explain. They are three d though!"
"...I don't have any googles."
He reaches into his coat and hands you a pair, the lens shiny purple. "Here you go!"
>Wear the goggles
>No thank you
Either way the game starts.
You type in "TomIsLame" as your character name, and Tom doesn't seem to get it, which is Classic Tom.
>Roll a 1d100 in how good you are at Mystery Dungeon
