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>”If it’s as you say, my friend is going to be eaten, and I don’t have time to waste to prevent it from happening. Thank you for your help.”
>take pamphlets regardless, and rate 5 out of 5 on Yell (literally us yelling five times in the vicinity of the church)
"Well.. like you said. My friend is about to get eaten, and I don't really have any time to waste." You take a few steps back. "Thanks for the advice, I guess. I'll take a pamphlet.
"Oh, but what for better than to REPLACE your friend by becoming an eggplant mutant yourself?" The priest leans in very close, a few of his spines just inches from your eye. "You really ought to take a bath. I can show you in."
>Roll a 1d20, Bo3 to use your awesome oratory skill to convince him otherwise.