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As you stare at the artifact, a voice begins to echo in your mind, sharp and condescending.
<span class="mu-r">Well, well, what do we have here? I knew I felt something different just now. Your not one of those barbaric creatures! How did you get your hands on me? Did you steal me from them? Or better yet, did you kill them? Oh, how delightfully devious! </span>
Mung tilts his head, staring at you as your face twists in confusion.
<span class="mu-g">Uh, Larry? You okay? You lookin’ like da shiny talkin’ to you or somethin’.</span>
<span class="mu-r">Are you here to rescue me and return me to my rightful owner? Or are you another one of those... people? How long have I been asleep? Are you...</span>
The questions keep coming, one after another, leaving you no time to think or respond. The voice grows sharper, almost frantic, as if it’s answering itself.
<span class="mu-r">WAIT! The big one—where is he? I was supposed to be with that brute! Does he even know where I am right now?</span>
The voice lets out a gleeful, almost manic laugh.
<span class="mu-r">Oooh, he’s going to be sooo mad. Hahahaha! I can’t wait to see what he’s going to do to you when he finds out!</span>
Mung, still standing there clutching his head in confusion, mutters under his breath:
<span class="mu-g">Uh… dat don’t sound gud, Larry. Maybe we put da shiny back?</span>
The artifact ignores him, its presence practically vibrating in your hands now. The strange energy it exudes makes your fingers tingle and your stomach churn.
<span class="mu-r">You better start running, little thief, before he crushes every bone in your body! Oh, this is going to be delicious!</span>
> Drop this crazy shit.
> Put it in your sack and go about your business.
> Tell it to shut up!
> Write-in
