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Since Vera decided to not get angry at any decision you make, you choose to get on the <span class="mu-s">Broller Coaster!</span> You really want to get on a roller coaster with Vera, just imagining her reaction already gives you a good chuckle. You grab a voucher with the specific time you’ll be able to ride the things instead of doing a stupid queue. It’ll be in 20 minutes. In the meantime, you two bought something small to snack on, and waited outside the attraction.
The Broller Coaster is weird. It’s an Ocean AND Sauna themed attraction that has no water, and it’s about the unbreakable friendship between a Duck and a Shrimp. The cars look like they’re made out of the same wood you would seat on in a sauna, with the front one having the heater, by its sides the aforementioned animals are plastered, and they have tubes expelling steam to create a cool smoking effect while the ride goes. It’d be neat if it wasn’t so out there.
There’s a wooden sign revealing the backstory of the legend that inspired this ride. In short, a duck and a shrimp found themselves lost inside an Ogre’s cavern. The beast asked them who she should eat first, the duck convinced him to go for the shrimp first, which the shrimp accepted. The duck felt so bad for his actions that he jumped inside the Ogre’s mouth to satisfy his hunger. It didn’t really matter, as the monster ate the shrimp as well.
In their stomach, both animals befriended each other and waited to embrace their ultimate demise. But then, they found a magical stone that the ogre had eaten, and used it to kill the monster from within. They couldn’t escape though, and died inside the beast’s belly. This awoke the Goddess within the Stone, who revived both animals, and took them under her wing as her pets.
...But the Duck and the Shrimp weren’t on board with slavery, so they killed the Goddess and waged a war against the heavens. This ride represents their journey to the heavens to behead all members of Olympus. A monkey joined them, but that bit isn’t part of the ride.
What the fuck? Forget that, it’s time for your ride! Vera had to endure special measures to keep her in the car, but all in all, you two had the time of your life! It was so stupidly fast, it really felt like you were invading heaven! Obviously, Vera was very scared and held onto you like her life depended on it! Her offer has been rescinded, she will complain and complain about your choices forever!
For a moment, you both forgot that this is all the time you’ll have together…
And the same can be said for this thread! Thanks for playing! We’ll be returning soon! See ya!
