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“Well crap, can’t call it there…” Mutters the announcer under his breath as Talbot lies twitching on the pavement. “These humans, I swear…” Clearing his nonexistent throat and bringing the mic close to his mouth, the MC resumes his crowd pleaser persona as Kiki offers her opponent a hand in getting up.
“<span class="mu-s">WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS: LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO HAVE A BIT MORE FIGHT LEFT IN ‘EM! WHAT SAY WE LET ‘EM BURN THE REST OF IT, HUH? ONE MORE, PEOPLE–PLACE YER’ BETS IF YER’ MAKIN’ EM!</span>”
“<span class="mu-r">Wow, this is actually starting to heat up a bit!</span>” Nats remarks as Talbot accepts Kiki’s help. Knocking knuckles, the two return to their corners and prepare for what’s <span class="mu-i">gotta</span> be the last round!
“<span class="mu-s">DON’T LET THESE CHUMPS HOG ALL THE FUN, FOLKS: COME SEE MY PARTNER SAL HERE AFTER THE MATCH IF YOU WANNA FIGHT NEXT!</span>” Announces the, well, announcer. Finding Sal lurking just below the MC platform, you make a mental note to check in with him in a sec–just in case you’re looking for a scrap, that is!
“Gee, what a <span class="mu-i">drag</span>...” Moans The Polka-Dot Bow gal, “This is takin’ ages…”
“Aw can it, Lola,” Grumbles Claudette as she touches up her hair, “Ya’ ever hear da’ phrase ‘<span class="mu-i">patience is a virtue?</span>’”
“Sure,” Scoffs Lola, “But I prefer ‘<span class="mu-i">hurry da’ hell up</span>’!”
“Yea,” Blondie giggles, “Wouldn’t want a second appearance by da’ <span class="mu-r">AMAZIN’ RACCOON GIRL,</span> right?”
“Keep it down, will ya?” Replies Lola with a hint of embarrassment in her voice, “I hear she’s the one who took down those <span class="mu-r">LIEUTENANTS–</span>she’s real, Gretchen!”
“Yea,” Gretchen snickers as she pops a fresh piece of gum in her mouth, “A real <span class="mu-i">basket case</span>!”
Yea alright they’d better get this damn fight over with <span class="mu-i">NOW</span>.
<span class="mu-b">THE FINAL ROUND! You know the drill: 2d100 and CHEERS, folks! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
While I’m at it, got a question for ya:
What should Stan do AFTER the fight?!</span>
>SIGN UP FOR A SCRAP OF HER OWN!
>SAY HEY TO ANDRE AND THE MARQUIS!
>FLAG DOWN KIKI!
>SNATCH UP TALBOT AGAIN!
>HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE!
>WRITE-IN!
