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You don’t really see any reason to abandon any other branch of the company–if it weren’t for <span class="mu-g">BLUMENKRANTZ’</span> insane paranoia you wouldn’t have had a standing army against <span class="mu-r">TIM…</span> and who the hell knows what other creeps are waiting out there?
That said, you also think dogs deserve some decent treats and toys, so why get rid of that part of the company either? You might have yearned for a quick and merciful death every shift and lost every shred of dignity you had left, but it paid your rent, sorta! That’s <span class="mu-i">super</span> important living in <span class="mu-r">CALIFORNIA!</span>
Look, you huff as you organize your thoughts into one big teetering pile, what is America known for?
“Peanut Butter?” Asks Mr. Fox.
“Zee internet?” Suggests Mr. Wolf.
“High-Fructose Corn Syrup?” Inquires Ms. Crane.
No, you groan, America… America’s known for a <span class="mu-i">BUNCH</span> of stuff! That’s the point, you guys! Sending a manic glance around the boardroom table, you take a moment to compose yourself before explaining further.
America is all about inventing shit, right? A-and using it to make the world a better place!
“History would suggest otherwise, but do go on.”
You will, you shout as you give Mantis’ hologram a hard stare! You’ll have to meet these punks in person soon, that’s for sure… Anyways, you continue fueled with patriotic fervor, you envision the future of <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> like America–striving to develop the next big thing, but also remembering the little guys–like Little Johnny who doesn’t have a bone for his best pal rover!
Or Little Johnny who lives in the poor part of town and has to fend off violent home invaders every night with nothing but a stick with a rusty nail put through it!
Or Little Johnny who needs borderline-magical <span class="mu-b">BONE SURGERY</span> to play the fiddle again–oh how Papa <span class="mu-i">loved</span> to hear him play! But he also doesn’t want to turn into a <span class="mu-r">MINDLESS KILLBOT</span> when he wakes up from under the knife!
Or Lit-
“Okay, you’ve made your point!” Interjects Crane just before you get to the good part! “You wish to focus on <span class="mu-g">R&D</span>, correct?”
Well… yea, you shrug, it’d be dumb to ‘<span class="mu-i">pitch-in-hold</span>’ ourselves, right?
“Quite right!” Agrees Mr. Hare with a smile in his tone! “I like it, Ms. Parble–focus on the future while remaining versatile!’
Yea, you huff, that’s why you suggested it!
>CONTD.
