>>5418075Yeeeeaaaaa, you reply with sheepish laugh, you uh… you heard she was one day away from being let go, bu-
“The most recent infraction is just the words ‘<span class="mu-i">AIR FRYER INCIDENT!</span>’ in all red font.” Mr. Fox sighs, clearly not jazzed about the idea either. “... Parble, do you <span class="mu-i">truly</span> want to put all of our lives and wellbeing into the hands of an employee with an ‘<span class="mu-i">AIR FRYER INCIDENT</span>’ in their file?”
Look <span class="mu-s">HARDER</span>, okay!? Sure, Mitzi can be pretty lazy… and takes jokes too far… and might be an accident waiting to happen, you reply as you count out the list on your fingers, but she’s got the skills where it counts–you can vouch!
“Hmm…” Remarks Mr. Rat as he speaks up from the end of the table, “Her scores in the training exams <span class="mu-i">ARE</span> impressive.”
“Indeed…” Adds Mantis with a hint of admiration in her stone-cold voice, “Shame we had to wade through the equivalent of a burst septic tank to track it down…”
If you wanna talk <span class="mu-i">septic tanks</span>, you interrupt with a snarl, try being stuck fighting <span class="mu-r">SKELETONS</span> for a whole week and finding out it your only family was killed by some headphone-wearing <span class="mu-s">DILDO</span> for shits n’ giggles!
“We see your point,” Interrupts Mr. Fox in a diplomatic tone, “but-”
<span class="mu-s">NO,</span> you fire back as you give the table a kick for good measure, you saw the best and worst of people during that circus, and Mitzi wasn’t her best until she was out there doing something that <span class="mu-i">MATTERED</span>! She’s level-headed, she knows <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> and how to get stuff done–if you stick her behind a reception desk of <span class="mu-i">COURSE</span> she’ll get into mischief… but If you give her something to work towards–to <span class="mu-s">FIGHT</span> for…
Stricken mid-rant by another one of those nausea bouts you’ve been getting lately, you sink back into your seat with a menacing growl as you catch your breath!
>CONTD. 