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You wouldn’t be a silly guy if you didn’t feel bad for people, and Suan De is no exception. The Slapped Dragon is just a pathetic little murderous potato lizard and nothing more. She deserves your pity, and, more importantly, your help. Why? Because you find value in the life of a sad pathetic little murderous potato lizard just like everyone else. You stare at her with kindness in your peepers as her sentence is about to be given:
“Righting a wrong is the only way to start healing. Suan De, you must apologize to young Ando and earn his good graces.” Jun Spice the Wise has bestowed his sentence.
“Master Spice, could you repeat that again?” Suan De is having another nightmare. One far less embarrassing.
“Suan De, you’re not deaf.” Jun Spice won’t be fooled into repeating his statement.
“I WANT TO BE.” The New Spy Dragon hates this. She hates this and she hates you. And Matilda too.
“You heard that, Ms. Spy Dragon? We’re going to be pals!” You actually can’t wait! What a fun resolution!
“AND DEAD TOO.” The Spy Dragon can’t wake up from reality.
“You aren’t going to earn my good graces with that attitude.” You scold her.
“Grandfather, could you explain why you are using the odd couple trope as punishment?” Matilda wants to know more about her grandfather’s methods.
“I don’t understand what you’re talking about.” Jun Spice doesn’t watch those kinds of movies. Matilda doesn’t know how to respond. Everyone has watched a buddy cop movie, right? Right…?
“This will be quite the treat anyhow.” Matilda is smirking savagely as she tries to ignore her grandpa’s lack of literature culture. Unlike Nariko, who is a savant on these topics.
“Master Spice, is there any other way?! I must insist!” Suan De refuses to follow Matilda’s orders.
“You must make amends with the poor young man you tried to put to a permanent end. Naturally, it’ll be under his own judgment.” Jun Spice turns to you. “I trust you on this, young Ando. You were capable of befriending my granddaughter despite all her quirks, there are no doubts in my mind that you’ll be able to form a positive bond with Suan De as well. Besides, you both share a common interest in these eccentric trinkets.” Jun Spice points at your Philonune mask.
