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Cheating? In a drinking contest!? You’re about 90% certain Volka can handle it, 99% when you watch her empty a plate of savory-scented dumplings into her mouth with a cocky laugh, but you weren’t around to hear what the stakes were… and so far Gold Town’s been anything but <span class="mu-i">friendly</span>!
Okay, a lot of that is your own fault, but still! Giving TT a gentle nudge, you don’t even have to say anything to get the sneaky Spinner to slink her way over to the server! It’s hard to decipher how things are going given the lack of light, but if anyone can pull this off, well…
She <span class="mu-i">DID</span> totally snag some dumplings mere seconds after you walked in. Comical though it may be, you make a mental note to never piss off Tzah-Tzie… especially if you’re planning on hiding anything!
Feeling a stealthy tug at your robe, you look down to find the Durher back at your side grinning like a cat that got into the birdcage! Before you can ask, you get your answer as two fresh bottles of futskaa are placed before the contestants!
“To yer’ health…” Snickers the Moleg as his six-eyed sidekick pours him a fresh mug!
“And yers!” Volka replies, grinning over her own fresh drink! Clinking their glasses together, the two empty the debilitating drinks down their gullets–each gulp sending a reverberating cheer around the restaurant!
Volka’s competitor is the first to finish, but the act of slamming his empty tankard against the table starts a chain reaction: Losing hold of his glass, the Moleg scrambles to save face as his claw goes wide and knocks over a stack of empty mugs!
As his side of the table gasps, the cock-eyed combatant jerks away from the tumbling tower of tankards and topples head-over-tusk out of his seat and onto the floor! While he struggles to right himself, the dastardly Durher from before begrudgingly deposits two claws-worth of <span class="mu-b">BELLS</span> into Volka’s waiting palm!
“Laugh it up, tusks…” He snarls as he helps the Mzz’goe’vir stand his pickled pal off the ground, “Boozin’ and battling–s’all you lot are good for…”
“Make sure your friend drinks plenty of water~” Titters the tusked top dog with a cheeky grin! Oh no she <span class="mu-i">DIIIIIN’T!</span>
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